"how are you doing?"
[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]
"Umm, how can you be ‘semiaquatic’, you either are aquatic or you’re not. Don’t be greedy."
"So, I get that you’re a monotreme and everything, but do you identify more as a rodent or a bird?"
"Ugh, why do you have to be such a special snowflake. Do you and like three other species need an entire order to describe yourselves that separates you from mammals that birth live young?"
"You needlessly complicate an artificially constructed system of classification. Why don’t you just lose the webbed feet and beak and egg laying ways and become a proper mammal."
"Ha! You may look like you belong to class Aves, but I know for a fact that birds don’t have fur. You’re such a phony."
"Why do you insist on appropriating beaks and webbed feet. Like, you admitted you weren’t a bird, stop incorporating them into your anatomy. All you’re doing is making birds look less legitimate as an order."
Anonymous asked: it was good for me too. anything you would have changed?
I wish I could have spent more time getting to know people instead of having to drive back home, but that’s not really something you can control, ya know? Responsibilities suck sometimes!
Anonymous asked: what was the best or funniest part of your day
Well I spent the day in San Diego, saw a bunch of friends, went to Church, and then hung out in La Mesa with my friend Allison for the day and ate thai food and had Vons adventures. So I’d say overall my whole day today was pretty damn good! What was the best part of your day, stranger?!