(Source: jesus-san)

(Source: dovga.com)

Steamed mussels in white wine and butter on the back porch. Everything you see was either made, grown, or caught in Santa Barbara. I don’t hate this. #santabarbara

Steamed mussels in white wine and butter on the back porch. Everything you see was either made, grown, or caught in Santa Barbara. I don’t hate this. #santabarbara

shibe-doge:

officialdoges:

i saw that missouri university of science and technology went all out for april fools day

Why.

Wow.

asparagays:

why does every math teacher say “not drawn to scale”???? yes I understand you aren’t drawing a 64 foot long side of a trapezoid on the whiteboard??

You obviously have no fucking idea what “drawn to scale” means, then…

On a related note, there is a bird chirping outside of the building somewhere (I don’t have a window), and all I can think is that bird is saying “HA! WHAT NOW FUCKER?! I’M outside and free and YOU’RE trapped in a little cage. Nyah nyah nyah nyah, SWEET VENGEANCE IS MINE!”

On a related note, there is a bird chirping outside of the building somewhere (I don’t have a window), and all I can think is that bird is saying “HA! WHAT NOW FUCKER?! I’M outside and free and YOU’RE trapped in a little cage. Nyah nyah nyah nyah, SWEET VENGEANCE IS MINE!”

(Source: cinematicnomad)

jaclcfrost:

"how are you doing?"

[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]

mercurialvixen:

"Umm, how can you be ‘semiaquatic’, you either are aquatic or you’re not. Don’t be greedy."

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"So, I get that you’re a monotreme and everything, but do you identify more as a rodent or a bird?"

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"Ugh, why do you have to be such a special snowflake. Do you and like three other species need an entire order to describe yourselves that separates you from mammals that birth live young?"

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"You needlessly complicate an artificially constructed system of classification. Why don’t you just lose the webbed feet and beak and egg laying ways and become a proper mammal."

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"Ha! You may look like you belong to class Aves, but I know for a fact that birds don’t have fur. You’re such a phony."

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"Why do you insist on appropriating beaks and webbed feet. Like, you admitted you weren’t a bird, stop incorporating them into your anatomy. All you’re doing is making birds look less legitimate as an order."

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