why does every math teacher say “not drawn to scale”???? yes I understand you aren’t drawing a 64 foot long side of a trapezoid on the whiteboard??
You obviously have no fucking idea what “drawn to scale” means, then…
On a related note, there is a bird chirping outside of the building somewhere (I don’t have a window), and all I can think is that bird is saying “HA! WHAT NOW FUCKER?! I’M outside and free and YOU’RE trapped in a little cage. Nyah nyah nyah nyah, SWEET VENGEANCE IS MINE!”
"how are you doing?"
[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]
"Umm, how can you be ‘semiaquatic’, you either are aquatic or you’re not. Don’t be greedy."
"So, I get that you’re a monotreme and everything, but do you identify more as a rodent or a bird?"
"Ugh, why do you have to be such a special snowflake. Do you and like three other species need an entire order to describe yourselves that separates you from mammals that birth live young?"
"You needlessly complicate an artificially constructed system of classification. Why don’t you just lose the webbed feet and beak and egg laying ways and become a proper mammal."
"Ha! You may look like you belong to class Aves, but I know for a fact that birds don’t have fur. You’re such a phony."
"Why do you insist on appropriating beaks and webbed feet. Like, you admitted you weren’t a bird, stop incorporating them into your anatomy. All you’re doing is making birds look less legitimate as an order."