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maddieonthings:

Maddie’s first haircut

maddieonthings:

Maddie’s first haircut

arresteddevelopmentgifs:

ALMOST ALWAYS

(Source: 2000ish)

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Steamed mussels in white wine and butter on the back porch. Everything you see was either made, grown, or caught in Santa Barbara. I don’t hate this. #santabarbara

Steamed mussels in white wine and butter on the back porch. Everything you see was either made, grown, or caught in Santa Barbara. I don’t hate this. #santabarbara

shibe-doge:

officialdoges:

i saw that missouri university of science and technology went all out for april fools day

Why.

Wow.

asparagays:

why does every math teacher say “not drawn to scale”???? yes I understand you aren’t drawing a 64 foot long side of a trapezoid on the whiteboard??

You obviously have no fucking idea what “drawn to scale” means, then…

On a related note, there is a bird chirping outside of the building somewhere (I don’t have a window), and all I can think is that bird is saying “HA! WHAT NOW FUCKER?! I’M outside and free and YOU’RE trapped in a little cage. Nyah nyah nyah nyah, SWEET VENGEANCE IS MINE!”

On a related note, there is a bird chirping outside of the building somewhere (I don’t have a window), and all I can think is that bird is saying “HA! WHAT NOW FUCKER?! I’M outside and free and YOU’RE trapped in a little cage. Nyah nyah nyah nyah, SWEET VENGEANCE IS MINE!”