(Source: coffeestaineeed)

akoyam:

ohmygil:

shintenbunshin:

literally nothing can ever top this

this is on a whole other level

secretly collecting ALL OF THESE.

akoyam:

ohmygil:

shintenbunshin:

literally nothing can ever top this

this is on a whole other level

secretly collecting ALL OF THESE.

(Source: westernfeathers)

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible
runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

(Source: jajaneenee)

So a while ago I put up this slide show in my class to help them study for their final.

A bunch of them got out their phones and took a picture of it, and I was sort of wondering why. Today, I just realized that the reason they did it is because this is the sort of thing you see floating around the internet. Since when did I make the switch from consumer to producer of internet things? Weird.

unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence